Do they put up crime scene tape after you visit the buffet table? Has it been more than a month since you saw your unit? The Goomba Diet is for you. "The Sopranos" Bobby Bacala Steven R. Schirripa returns to book stores with the third installment of the "Goomba" book series. This time, it's all about the groceries. "Sopranos" co-star Steve Van Zandt raves: "Before the diet Steve was playing Ghandi -- how he's playing India!" Says "Sopranos" exec producer Terry Winter: "Steve loves food like no one I've ever met. His Ode to a Calzone moved me to tears." In stores May 9.